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Why do the best artists eat carrots while they paint?
Why are artists never arrested for stealing other people’s ideas?
Are people who don’t think tomatoes are mad, sane bastards and people who don’t think tomatoes are sane, insane bastards?
Can I fry an egg while painting the Mona Lisa?
Is it normal that artists get very angry for no good reason?
How do I believe I am stupid when I am actually not very intelligent?
I forgot where I put myself. Does that make me an artist?