Whoever said art is finding your inner child must have been an inner idiot; it’s not, it’s finding your inner […]
Paper is absolutely worth the art that money is printed on.
Perfectionists paint in the gallery right up to the point of sale. ‘Right annoying twats.’
What the heck is art when no one knows what the heck it is? ‘Not every dumb question has a […]
To artists, dying young is dying on the inside before dying on the outside.
You cannot count on artists to save the planet; they can barely save themselves.
Visual peace on Earth will only be achieved when all artists have all been eradicated. ‘Do you want me to […]
Reasonless artists are idle artists.
You, racist, sexist, artist, chauvinist pig…you get the picture.
For every artist making a living from art, a thousand others are standing in dole queues.