Art is necessary to balance the financial imbalances in non-believer’s underpants.

People who forget where they put themselves make the best artists: Everyone is an artist until they can’t prove it: Artists don’t have a plan; they just think art has one for them. ‘How suicidally splendid.’ According to the ‘Swiss Cheese’ theory, artists get through life by finding holes in it: Artists are society’s visual nuisance neighbours: Nothing in life can prepare us to know an artist. ‘You’re right, they do seem less human the more you get to know them.’ Anyone can be an artist if interested enough. ‘You mean dumb enough?’

Francis is an Australian born artist, illustrator and musician.