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Art quotes for strange people How not to be an artist

Can I be an artist if I don’t own a horse and carriage?

Dear Nutters, if you need to reset your password to art heaven, please ensure that your new password includes the word ‘fantasy.’

Rebel Without a Palette

The weave of canvas cries out for the expression of the least obvious. ‘Never disappoint a weave, I say.’

Rebel Without a Palette

Art must be proportionate to itself and its creator.

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WILD DISARRAY ALERT: Know a true creative by the splatters of paint on the floor and the walls.

Rebel Without a Palette

In itself, making art is not a reason to call yourself an artist, and nor is not making art an excuse to believe you’re not an artist. ‘Listen, mate, you’ve got to take the piss to be a piss artist.’

Rebel Without a Palette

It all started one balmy summer’s day when a dreamer asked a question of beauty, and the rest is art history. ‘Text HELP to 000 to receive your free introductory dimwit’s guide.

Rebel Without a Palette

NEWS FLASH: Scientists have finally identified the faulty private view invitee-honesty gene. ‘Only the one, take their time.’

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The history of art is a shared heritage, an inheritance for everyone’s personal use. (The history of art is the study of art objects within the context of their time period.)

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A great mind knows that the heart is always at its centre.

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By Rebel Without a Palette

Francis is an Australian born artist, illustrator and musician.